Somehow I doubt this was anticipated for court...
Modern life just gets weirder every day:
CHICAGO Feb 24, 2005 — A man who says his former lover deceived him by getting pregnant using semen obtained through oral sex can sue for emotional distress but not theft, an appeals court has ruled....The Illinois Appeals Court said Wednesday that Phillips can press a claim for emotional distress after learning Irons had used his sperm to have a baby, but agreed that however the baby was conceived, Irons didn't steal the sperm.
"She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."
Lemme get this straight: if you have oral sex w/ a woman, and she "saves" the...result...and uses it to get pregnant, it's legally treated as if you simply got her pregnant yourself...
In what way does this even make sense, at all?
Way I'd see it, you going the oral route instead of regular intercourse is obviously a message saying "I do NOT want you having my children". If she's gross enough to pull this kind of garbage that's on her.