-Saddam's sons "may have" been killed.
***update***: scratch that, they're actually dead this time. Good.
-TNR: fistfights brewing in the House of Reps? LOL, we are now officially a Banana Republic, this is just too rich...
-Eiffel Tower catches fire.
Is it just me, or does it kinda look like the world's largest bong in that picture?